omegaqueer:

when a guy puts “deleting” as his header on a hook up app

omegaqueer:

i knew i was right to not like him, what a dick

(Source: towongfoo)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

heiseland:

When you’re just too tired to masturbate. 

heiseland:

When you’re just too tired to masturbate. 

(Source: catleecious)

(Source: hotsouls)

flippy-feelings:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

(Source: moostache-forever)

misskrone:

OH MY GOD!!

(Source: enriqueexposed)

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

(Source: stevenstelfox)

phanof-bands:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.


No that’s me when I hear something at night


That’s a seal…

phanof-bands:

snk-potato-girl:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

No that’s me when I hear something at night

That’s a seal…

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone