gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver)

overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

runningfromlionsz:

kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe


Truest shit ever.

runningfromlionsz:

kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe

Truest shit ever.

simbamane:

If you think I’m ignoring you, I am. My phone is with me 24/7.

omegaqueer:

when a guy puts “deleting” as his header on a hook up app

omegaqueer:

i knew i was right to not like him, what a dick

(Source: towongfoo)

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

heiseland:

When you’re just too tired to masturbate. 

heiseland:

When you’re just too tired to masturbate. 

(Source: catleecious)

(Source: hotsouls)

flippy-feelings:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

(Source: moostache-forever)